How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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