Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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