Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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