Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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