so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
