Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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