thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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