alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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