I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I'm really into asian looking animals
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
