is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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