Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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