lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
