I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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