he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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