He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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