whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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