thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
smell my finger.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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