He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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