we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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