even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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