i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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