What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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