Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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