Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
