question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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