Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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