i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
