Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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