'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
