Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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