Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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