So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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