Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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