the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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