Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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