the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
