I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
