Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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