when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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