bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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