It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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