Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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