Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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