I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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