I wish i was in the wii world.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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