i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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