SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
So many bounce houses so little time
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
did i just pee glitter
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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