if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Nicole vs. Life
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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