their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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