just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I see more hoeing in ur future
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