Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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